1 - Eye up the right piece
2 - Check the cheese for temp ... not too hot,
but yet, not too cold!
3 - Carefully inspect the slice for an area to take a bite
4 - Pick it up and let what excess cheese
fall where it may.
5 - With confidence, bring the Pizza firmly to your mouth
6 - Using your left hand, forefinger and thumb, clamp down on pizza with your razor sharp baby teeth.
8 - Mission accomplished ... pure Sam's satisfaction!